“What did you learn at Sunday School today?” Susan ruffled the four-year-old’s hair.

“The story about Jonah and the whale,” Jimmy replied.

“Tell me about it.”

“God told Jonah to go to Nevada and Jonah said no and went on a cruise ship, but he fell off the ship and a whale swallowed him. Then Superman came to rescue him. Superman told the whale to spit him out, but the whale said no. So Superman gave the whale a really good spanking and he spat Jonah out and Jonah changed his mind so Superman flew him to Nevada. The end.”


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