copyright-scott-l-vannatterI know they’re sayin’ all sorta things about me out there, so it’s time I set the facts straight. This is what really happened. I just sat by quietly and watched her make Christmas ornaments. I didn’t touch nothing. Look at my paws. Am I capable o’ strummin’ a banjo? I don’t have opposable thumbs, for goodness’ sake. Maybe they mistook me for Puss ’n Boots… Naaaaah! That ain’t right. He ain’t even from this part o’ town. It’s all a conspiracy, I tell ya. And they got the songwriters in on it. Ask Dinah. She’ll tell ya the same story.” 

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