“What? I don’t gossip. Sometimes I find out things or hear interesting news and pass that information on.”“So what do you call the ‘who’s doing who office stories’ you’ve been telling me?”

“That’s a public service. It doesn’t mean I’m a gossip… Will you call the paperboy a gossip for distributing stories about other people? Besides, I’ve turned over a new leaf.”

“Haha! We’ll see.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Nothing… how was your day?”

“Oh, oh! Guess who from legal was fooling around with my boss’s wife at the Christmas party? Heard it through the grapevine this morning.”


Friday Fictioneers is a meme by Madison Woods.