An early post of my Flash Friday fiction:

The brouhaha erupted from the rear and worked its way to the front row within seconds.

“Awww man.”


“Dude! What’s wrong with you?”

Susan gagged, Drew scowled, Jack sighed, Sally whined, while Jim mumbled indignantly. The numerous objections dissipated into silence in anticipation of an immediate counterattack.

Miss Newman paused, wishing she had never substituted for this class. Dropping the board marker, she turned to face them and stood akimbo.

“Detonating weapons of mass destruction again, are we?” she quipped, looking wearily at Jack. “Someone get the air freshener.”

“C’mon guys. I blew a raspberry this time,” he protested.


Friday Fictioneers is a meme by Madison Woods.